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PARENTS YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK AT THIS
AND NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS?
YOUR KIDS SHOULD KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK STAR WARS IS BEFORE THEY EVEN LEARN HOW TO FUCKING WALK! PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE KNOW WHO DARTH VADER IS!
“Whats that? Oh thats that robot thing from that movie all the old people like. Dark Vapor or something right?”
it is taking everything in me to stop myself from commenting further with this:
“If Obama and Vader did exist in the same universe, this line would probably make sense. That is, fascism (the Imperial Army is a parallel to Nazi Germany) would say to Obama that he is stupid mainly because he’s more liberal than him. Obama would probably disagree saying that Vader is a threat to liberty.”And I would then shake my head, click post, and sigh knowing that there is more to Darth Vader than meets the eye. Underneath that black mask and deep voice is a guy with no arms or legs, hopping around and crying because his son doesn’t know him and he accidentally killed his only love in life.
Hurry Darth Vader. Tell Luke that Leia is his sister. YOU are their only hope…
Jamie rocks. (cc @BonnieGrrl @StarWars) #StarWars
“Lowride Empire” by Crocktees.
Stormtroopers are people too, and like the rest of us they have their own interests outside of work.
When Bob and Jim go off duty they like to go planet-side and keep it real by cruising through the hoods of Tatooine in their Imperial Lowrider.
From the personal vanity plates - D-V8DR - to the Imperial spinner hubcaps, this pimped-out ride not only looks sweet but says: “Hey, we may be Stormtroopers, but we’re also just a couple of guys out on the town cruising the Lowride Empire”.
Keep it real troopers.
Star Wars meets Pimp my Ride in this Star Wars parody.
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